April 3
04/03/26
Is there a bounty on Trump's head?
Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) said it plans to target major U.S. technology companies across the Middle East, including Apple, Microsoft, Meta, Nvidia, Oracle, Tesla, HP, Intel, IBM, and Google amid Trump's illegal and ongoing war. Does this mean Iran has put a bounty on Trump's head as well? Without a doubt. Aw, too bad. Better learn to duck and run, Donnie.
April 2
04/02/26
Hooray! Trump fired Bimbo Pam Bondi today!
Bondi is a worthless, vindictive, retaliatory bitch who has no respect for the rule of law. Trump fired her today! The bitch is gone!
CNN reported yesterday that Trump has privately mused about firing his Attorney General Pam Bondi, as Trump is reportedly frustrated by the backlash and anger in his MAGA cult over Bondi's botched handling of the Epstein files. Duh! Today, she was fired. Not surprisingly, this vindictive bitch had the shortest tenure for a confirmed attorney general in 60 years.
The House Oversight Committee subpoenaed her on March 17 for a deposition on April 14. Her firing doesn’t make that go away. Representative Robert Garcia made that clear within hours: “Pam Bondi and Donald Trump may think her firing gets her out of testifying. They are wrong.” She still knows what was in those files. She still knows what was redacted and why. She still has to answer for it under oath.
Now Bondi needs to be charged, tried, and then prosecuted for lying in a Congressional deposition and for repeatedly violating our Constitution as attorney general. Lock the bitch up!
Is Tulsi Gabbard next? We certainly hope so. Remember that every person Trump discards (i.e. Noem, Bondi, and possibly Gabbard) becomes a person with nothing left to lose and everything to say. And that is how these stories always end.
IN OTHER NEWS:
Shortly after 1 pm yesterday, Trump walked into the East Room of the White House to join faith leaders for an Easter lunch celebration. Once at the mic, the malignant narcissist launched into nearly 45 minutes of rambling, self-focused commentary that had very little to do with Easter and everything to do with himself. He drifted between attacks on judges, racist rhetoric about immigrants, and bizarre tangents about seizing foreign oil and mocking allied world leaders, all while religious leaders stood beside him and said nothing.
Then came the moment that, in any functioning democracy, would have ended a political career. While reading the biblical passage about Jesus entering Jerusalem, morally corrupt Dementia Donnie stopped mid-sentence and said, “They call me king now. Do you believe it? No king. I’m such a king. I can’t get a ballroom approved.” This unhinged idiot compared himself to a king while telling the story of Christ’s sacrifice. At an Easter celebration. In the White House. And the spineless, MAGA-aligned Christian Nationalist "enablers" (a.k.a. spiritual leaders) sat in silence and ingested Trump's bullshit without a word.
Shortly after the luncheon had ended, the White House deleted the video recording of his entire speech because what he said was such a disaster that even they knew it would be a struggle to contain it.
When taken in context to everything else he said today, to a room full of pastors, reverends, and bishops, during Holy Week, it just keeps looking worse. He did full impressions of Allied world leaders turning him down when he asked for help in the Strait of Hormuz. He mocked British Prime Minister Keir Starmer, telling the room the UK has “two old broken down aircraft carriers.” He mocked French President Macron, calling him “France Macaron,” joking that Macron’s wife treats him “extremely badly,” and referencing “the right to the jaw.” These are the leaders of nations whose soldiers fought and died alongside ours in Afghanistan after September 11th. These are the countries that invoked NATO’s mutual defense clause for the first and only time in history, not for themselves, but for us. And this is how he talks about them at an Easter prayer lunch.
Trump has no redeeming value whatsoever. As Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said, there has never been "a more rambling, disjointed, and pathetic presidential war speech,” and called Trump “completely unfit to be Commander-in-Chief.” CNN's poll released yesterday revealed what the world already knows. Trump’s approval on the economy has hit a career low of 31%. Two-thirds of Americans say his policies have worsened economic conditions. His approval on inflation dropped from 44% a year ago to 27%. Seven in ten say he doesn’t have a clear plan for gas prices. And the cracks inside his own base are widening.
Trump needs to be removed from office NOW!
April 1
04/01/26
Skyscraper library?
Yesterday Demented Donnie Dipshit revealed plans for a Miami skyscraper planned to house his presidential library. What a laugh! A Trump presidential library?
What's it going to house — Trump's collection of MAD magazines? Or maybe María Cornia Machado's Nobel Peace Prize? Or maybe the grifter's bibles embossed with his name? Or maybe his gold spray-painted gym shoes? Or maybe the national security documents he stole and then hid in Mar-a-Lago's bathroom?
Trump posted a video to his failing social media site that appears to show digital renderings for his presidential library. Set to dramatic music, the video unveils a piercing tower along the Miami skyline emblazoned with the signature “Trump” lettering seen on his other towers. The video includes panning shots of the tower’s exterior and interior, with a presidential jet parked in the lobby alongside a gold escalator like the one Trump rode while launching his campaign in 2015. Other shots show a giant ballroom like the one he’s planning for the White House, a replica Oval Office, rooftop gardens and a large, gold statue of Trump. Of course his video contained the URL of a web site with a link to donate money for those stupid enough to do so.
A Trump presidential library — what a f*cking joke!