July 2

07/02/25

Put Drumpf, the TRAITOR, in "Alligator Alcatraz"

Yesterday Dementia Donnie visited his new detention center in the Everglades, called Alligator Alcatraz. It's a $450 million per year, 1,000-bed facility of trailers and tents that will eventually have 5,000 beds. Florida's MAGA Attorney General James Uthmeier hatched the plan for Alligator Alcatraz in near-secret to avoid any opposition before it was too late for significant opposition to materialize. This is how the MAGA pigs operate — under the radar and outside the law. The site is surrounded by wetlands of the Big Cypress National Preserve next to Everglades National Park and is almost dead center between the East and West coasts of Florida, and is owned by Miami-Dade County; but governor Ron DeSantis is developing the site and essentially taking it over by exercising emergency authority that he granted himself.

Drumpf underscored how placing undocumented immigrants in a swamp surrounded by predators was a security tactic. White House Press Secretary and Bimbo MAGA Maggot Karoline Leavitt said, “When you have illegal murderers and rapists and heinous criminals in a detention facility surrounded by alligators, yes, I do think that’s a deterrent for them to try to escape.” And what about traitors to America, like Dementia Donnie, we real Americans ask? Immigration advocates and Democrats oppose Alligator Alcatraz because it's touted as deliberately cruel to detainees, but real Americans say that it's not even close to being cruel enough to house Drumpf, the TRAITOR TO AMERICA.

Standing in front of the cages in Alligator Alcatraz with Florida governor Ron DeSantis and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem laughing, Drumpf told reporters: “Biden wanted me in here…. It didn’t work out that way, but he wanted me in here, that son of a bitch.” No, you beady-eyed bastard, we "real Americans" all want you in there, you CONVICTED FELON and TRAITOR TO AMERICA!

In other news, yesterday Dementia Donnie announced new Trump fragrances — perfumes and colognes for which he has licensed the use of his name. They retail for hundreds of dollars per 3.3 ounce bottle. Who would want to smell like that pig? Everyone knows that shit and piss in an outhouse smell far better than anything marketed by this greedy snake-oil salesman. This business is undoubtedly slated for this swindler's seventh bankruptcy.

July 1

07/01/25

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Let's go in reverse order, starting with the "Ugly" — Traitorous Dementia Donnie's "Big Ugly Bill" — the worst piece of legislation ever in America's history. It's Robin Hood in reverse — a worthless tyrant stealing from the poor to give to the wealthy.

Next is the "Bad." These are the negative effects this 1,000+ page bill will have on both regular citizens and on America as a whole.

Nearly 17 million people will lose their healthcare coverage and millions will be deprived of food assistance, while the money to cover those programs will instead go to tax cuts for the super-rich.
Senate Republicans want to cut more than $1 trillion from Medicaid.
$4.2 trillion will be added to the national debt.
The Medicare and Social Security trust funds will move a year closer to insolvency.
$46.5 billion would go to reviving the building of Humpty Dumpty Drumpf's wall.
The bill also provides an additional $45 billion for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to detain migrants, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion, and adds $14.4 billion for transportation and removal on top of the current annual budget of $750 million.
It also adds $8 billion for new ICE hires and retention.
One section of the bill would allow increased leasing of public lands for drilling, mining and logging.
This list could go on and on and on and on.

And finally, the "Good." The "Good" is that this bill represents a career-ending vote for the worthless MAGA Maggot Republicans who are up for reelection next year. We know who these spineless assholes are, and we're going to keep their names and faces posted in front of all Americans from now until we vote their sorry asses out in the general election on November 3, 2026 when all 435 seats in the House and 33 of the 100 seats in the Senate will be up for election. These MAGA Republican weasels signed their own political death certificates and did more than they ever imagined to ensure a blue wave Democratic victory in the House and Senate next year. We will make sure their vote becomes and remains an albatross around their necks. We will defeat MAGA's assault on America.

Even Elon Musk wrote, “Every member of Congress who campaigned on reducing government spending and then immediately voted for the biggest debt increase in history should hang their head in shame! And they will lose their primary next year if it is the last thing I do on this Earth.”